URBAN DICTIONARY

Instructions: Go to and www.urbandictionary.com type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you. I guarantee you're gonna find some pretty hilarious results.


NAME: Juan

Spanish name most closely related to that in English as John. Popularised in the west by the Johnny Depp film "Don Juan", the name Juan strikes fear into the hearts of lesser men. Translates loosely to "man with everything"
Pronounced differently than expected

Juan -> "hhh-wa-n"Steph- Hey Jenna how is it going with Charles
Jenna- God Steph he was so passe, such a no in a big way! i found a new guy... his is Juan"
Steph- He sounds like a pretty hot guy! Its not too mexican like Miguel, its soft and subtle and incrdibly sexy!

AGE: 22

The age after 21 where you realize you still have another 3 years to get your shit together
Haha I'm only 22

ONE OF YOUR FRIEND NAME: Muriel

Muriel is used to designate something of utter perfection.
e.g. that girl is so Muriel, you couldn't get any better

or verb,

that Betty is so ugly, you'd better Muriel-ify her up.


WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING: Dreaming

1. The mental processing, discarding and storing of all one's subconcious thoughts throughout the day. Occurs during sleep, rarely makes sense, easily forgotten.

2. What an idiot does when he or she believes he or she has a shot with someone hot.

see also fantasizing
"You know you can't resist me."
"Oh yeah? Keep dreaming."

A FOUR LETTER WORD: Sony

The ultimate downfall of the American economy.
Hey! lets go purchase a new Sony product while we piss on our own country! Screw America!
2 FAVORITE COLORS: Orange, Brown

Orange: The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.
"Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick fucking pumpkin monster."

Brown: Common UK slang term for Heroin.

FAVORITE NUMBER: 18

The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.
Billy: Wow! I turned 18! I'm going to buy cigarettes and gamble in a shoddy Indian casino!
Joey: Wow! I turned 21! I'm going to buy vodka and gamble in a real casino!
Billy: ... damn country.

MONTH OF YOUR BIRTHDAY: April

The month were the sexiest bitches are born
april is the month were the most beautiful,sexy girls r born lol

ONE OF YOUR NICKNAMES: Sizu

sizu isn't defined yet.

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