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URBAN DICTIONARY
Instructions: Go to and www.urbandictionary.com type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you. I guarantee you're gonna find some pretty hilarious results.
NAME: Juan
Spanish name most closely related to that in English as John. Popularised in the west by the Johnny Depp film "Don Juan", the name Juan strikes fear into the hearts of lesser men. Translates loosely to "man with everything"
Pronounced differently than expected
Juan -> "hhh-wa-n"Steph- Hey Jenna how is it going with Charles
Jenna- God Steph he was so passe, such a no in a big way! i found a new guy... his is Juan"
Steph- He sounds like a pretty hot guy! Its not too mexican like Miguel, its soft and subtle and incrdibly sexy!
AGE: 22
The age after 21 where you realize you still have another 3 years to get your shit together
Haha I'm only 22
ONE OF YOUR FRIEND NAME: Muriel
Muriel is used to designate something of utter perfection.
e.g. that girl is so Muriel, you couldn't get any better
or verb,
that Betty is so ugly, you'd better Muriel-ify her up.
WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING: Dreaming
1. The mental processing, discarding and storing of all one's subconcious thoughts throughout the day. Occurs during sleep, rarely makes sense, easily forgotten.
2. What an idiot does when he or she believes he or she has a shot with someone hot.
see also fantasizing
"You know you can't resist me."
"Oh yeah? Keep dreaming."
A FOUR LETTER WORD: Sony
The ultimate downfall of the American economy.
Hey! lets go purchase a new Sony product while we piss on our own country! Screw America!
2 FAVORITE COLORS: Orange, Brown
Orange: The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.
"Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick fucking pumpkin monster."
Brown: Common UK slang term for Heroin.
FAVORITE NUMBER: 18
The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.
Billy: Wow! I turned 18! I'm going to buy cigarettes and gamble in a shoddy Indian casino!
Joey: Wow! I turned 21! I'm going to buy vodka and gamble in a real casino!
Billy: ... damn country.
MONTH OF YOUR BIRTHDAY: April
The month were the sexiest bitches are born
april is the month were the most beautiful,sexy girls r born lol
ONE OF YOUR NICKNAMES: Sizu
sizu isn't defined yet.
NAME: Juan
Spanish name most closely related to that in English as John. Popularised in the west by the Johnny Depp film "Don Juan", the name Juan strikes fear into the hearts of lesser men. Translates loosely to "man with everything"
Pronounced differently than expected
Juan -> "hhh-wa-n"Steph- Hey Jenna how is it going with Charles
Jenna- God Steph he was so passe, such a no in a big way! i found a new guy... his is Juan"
Steph- He sounds like a pretty hot guy! Its not too mexican like Miguel, its soft and subtle and incrdibly sexy!
AGE: 22
The age after 21 where you realize you still have another 3 years to get your shit together
Haha I'm only 22
ONE OF YOUR FRIEND NAME: Muriel
Muriel is used to designate something of utter perfection.
e.g. that girl is so Muriel, you couldn't get any better
or verb,
that Betty is so ugly, you'd better Muriel-ify her up.
WHAT SHOULD YOU BE DOING: Dreaming
1. The mental processing, discarding and storing of all one's subconcious thoughts throughout the day. Occurs during sleep, rarely makes sense, easily forgotten.
2. What an idiot does when he or she believes he or she has a shot with someone hot.
see also fantasizing
"You know you can't resist me."
"Oh yeah? Keep dreaming."
A FOUR LETTER WORD: Sony
The ultimate downfall of the American economy.
Hey! lets go purchase a new Sony product while we piss on our own country! Screw America!
2 FAVORITE COLORS: Orange, Brown
Orange: The colour which vain assholes turn after a session in the tanning salon; Often confused with Hepatitis.
"Hey, nice tan... in the middle of winter, you sick fucking pumpkin monster."
Brown: Common UK slang term for Heroin.
FAVORITE NUMBER: 18
The age where an American can:
1. Legally buy pornography
2. Legally buy cigarettes
3. Legally gamble in Indian Casinos
4. Legally be concidered an adult
5. Be tried as an adult in a court of law
6. Be drafted for a war they don't believe in
... but still cannot buy alcohol.
Billy: Wow! I turned 18! I'm going to buy cigarettes and gamble in a shoddy Indian casino!
Joey: Wow! I turned 21! I'm going to buy vodka and gamble in a real casino!
Billy: ... damn country.
MONTH OF YOUR BIRTHDAY: April
The month were the sexiest bitches are born
april is the month were the most beautiful,sexy girls r born lol
ONE OF YOUR NICKNAMES: Sizu
sizu isn't defined yet.
La primer batalla de DJ´s del mundo
A mediados de los 80 Disco Mix Club (DMC) popularizó el mayor campeonato de Dj’s del mundo con las modalidades de competición individual, por equipos y la conocida “Battle for World Supremacy”. Algunos expertos aseguran que para remontarse a la modalidad de la batalla por la supremacía hay que retroceder a los años 40 y a la Rusia más profunda… El playlist de este sorprendente documento es el siguiente: 1. Eazy-E - “Only If You Want It”, 2. 2 Brothers On The 4th Floor - “Mirror Of Love”, 3. 2 Unlimited - “No Limit” y 4. Captain Jack - “Dream A Dream”.
Hueveando
La hueva no se crea ni se destruye solo se transmite.
La hueva es una energía que no se transforma en trabajo, pero el trabajo si se transforma en hueva.
La hueva es inversamente proporcional al trabajo y directamente proporcional a todo lo demás.
La hueva produce calor y viceversa
La hueva siempre es absoluta, jamás es relativa.
La hueva no tiene limite.
La hueva es asintótica.
La hueva es no-decreciente.
La hueva en un grupo de personas tiende al equilibrio.
La hueva es una enfermedad contagiosa y progresiva, pero nadie se ha muerto de hueva.
La hueva siempre produce más hueva y se reproduce exponencialmente.
La hueva nace, crece, se reproduce, pero no muere: es eterna, atemporal y adimensional.
El día de la semana dedicada a la hueva es el ‘Hueves’.
Ya me dio hueva SEGUIR ESCRIBIENDO MEJOR LO HUBIERA COPIADO
Jarvis prepara disco, colaboracion con Wes Anderson
Al tiempo en el que Jarvis Cocker afina los ultimos detalles de su segundo album, el musico originario de Sheffield ha revelado tambien que esta trabajando en algunas canciones que apareceran en la proxima pelicula de mi director de cine favorito, Wes Anderson.
Hasta el momento, el ex lider de Pulp ha escrito varias canciones que podrian ser parte del score de la adaptacion animada de ‘Fantastic Mr. Fox’ de Roald Dahl’s, que actualmente dirige Anderson, creador de grandes peliculas como ‘Rushmore’, ‘The Royal Tenenbaums’ y mas recientemente ‘The Darjeeling Limited’.
Parte del encanto de las peliculas de Wes Anderson pasa siempre por la fabulosa musicalizacion que tiene, ya sea cortesia de los Kinks, Rolling Stones, David Bowie, y por supuesto, el ex-lider de Devo, Mark Mothersbaugh quien es el encargado de realizar casi toda la musica incidental para sus peliculas.
‘Fantastic Mr. Fox’ se estrenara el proximo año, y entre sus protagonistas destacan George Clooney, Cate Blanchett, el infaltable Jason Schwartzman y Bill Murray.
No puedo dormir y esto no esta funcionando!
Un antiguo remedio para curar el insomnio es contar ovejas aunque estudios recientes afirman que es preferible visualizar cualquier cosa que le resulte relajante y agradable.
Un campo en primavera, una playa nudista, el cielo, un bosque nudista. Intenta imaginar cada detalle del sitio, los olores, los ruidos del viento en los árboles, los desnudos, las olas...., lo que sea Y si no funciona, pues entonces recurra al recuento de unas cuantas tristes ovejas o llegale a un porro e intenta contar ovejas, ( yo creo q eso si funciona ) ji ji ji
no no no, yo kiero uno asi
definitivamente no parare hasta encontrar un disfraz asi para mi perro, no se o se lo hago, kien sabe pero tengo q tener uno asi jajajaja
jajajaja no pude evitarlo
El dia de ayer andaba dando la vuelta por una de mis paginas favoritas ( www.ffffound.com ) y me tope con esta foto, que la verdad me saco una carcajada como de 10 minutos, lo siento no pude evitarlo, jajaja.
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